The OFFICIAL "Too Early for Flapjacks" Top 20+1 Christmas Gifts of 2007

Are you looking for that perfect gift for your loved one? Do you have a good friend that is impossible to buy for? Are you dating that special someone who you want to purchase the most wonderful, meaningful, long-lasting gift for? Well, you have come to the right place. Below you will find the OFFICIAL Top 20+1 Christmas Gifts of 2007 of Too Early for Flapjacks (and their related websites if available):

1. Jelly Belly Sports Beans with some modifications (including the following: beer beans, whisky beans, vodka beans, magic beans, meatloaf beans, fluoride beans, birthday dinner beans, Christmas dinner beans, Communion Beans, absolution beans, green eggs and ham beans, blood pressure beans, biscuits and sausage gravy beans, salt beans, the Italian sandwich bean at Jimmy Johns, mexican beans (this would be a full meal at LaFondida's - Chips, Salsa, Tacos Pastor, and beans of course), self actualized beans, iron beans, Microsoft beans, Prozac beans, Cialis beans for those who are beanally challenged). Website? Of course - http://www.sportbeans.com/
2. Board games from The Boardroom: www.tbrgames.com
3. A painting
4. A set of steak knives
5. A crock-pot
6. A trip to Vegas
7. A keg of beer
8. Of course, for that special male person in your life, you must get him a vasectomy. If you try really hard, you may even be able to find one at a church auction in Indiana. Hey, Dick is from Indiana… Want one? If so, check out the website: http://www.my-vasectomy.com/
9. Vonage service for a year (at least a year before you can cancel anyway!!). Website: don’t leave home without it: www.vonage.com
10. A Yorkshire Terrier. This might be free, but only if you are a good Christian home. http://www.yorkshireterrierrescue.net/
11. Another Vonage router (with free service for a year of course): again, www.vonage.com
12. A new presidential quote… Maybe one about OB-Gyn’s practicing their love with woman across the country.
13. A new resume. Try: http://www.free-resume-tips.com/
14. New references.
15. A new job… Maybe you could fake a new one with an alibi service or something.
16. A Christmas Tree curtain: Click Here
17. A new rod for your spoiled child: http://www.justbats.com/
18. The movie “While You Were Sleeping” – www.netflix.com
19. A Christmas goose for your grandmother – www.indianapolisdick.com
20. Maybe you want to give your spouse a gift certificate from the alibi organization: http://alibinetwork.com/
21. And number 21 – more worthless words. Or you could go to http://www.tbrgames.com/ for some new games.

More worthless words later...